I would tell you to find somebody at church, but your uncle Mike did that and...– Overheard a dad giving advice to his daughter.
A kitchen diary (by a designer) →
pindo:I think Gissi and Kelly will love this link. I do.
yourfavoriteredhead:passthemike: Michael Scott: [choosing team names for the company’s beach day] Dwight, name your team. Dwight Schrute: We will be called GRYFFINDOR! Jim Halpert: Really? Not Slytherin? Dwight Schrute: Slytherin are the bad guys, Jim. Jim Halpert: I know. Okay, we will be Voldemort. Dwight Schrute: He-who-must-not-be-named? I wouldn’t do that. Jim Halpert: [with his team, while...
Ted: I mean, you got used to Lily's loud chewing, right?
Marshall: ... Lily doesn't chew loudly.
Ted: Dude. This isn't news. Why do you think I call her Chewbacca?
Marshall: I suspect because she's loyal, wears shiny belts, and I resemble a young Harrison Ford.
Random woman walking down the street eating an ice cream cone: Oh honey!
Random woman walking down the street eating an ice cream cone: You have a fantastic aura. I have to read you right now. Come on.
Random woman walking down the street eating an ice cream cone: Come on with me. I have to read you. (pulls out a business card)
Me: I don't have any money.
Random woman walking down the street eating an ice cream cone: Nothing? (Sighs heavily) Well, when you do, call me. You have a fantastic aura.
If ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together.. there is something you must...– Winnie the Pooh (via littlemiss)
When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it seems...– Harriet Beecher Stowe (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)